9:25pm "I have to go potty Mom!"
Okay., I say! Thanks for the heads up! I go in there with him and lift the seat in a futile attempt to teach him what to do. I guess I didn't lift it all the way so it started to fall down but thankfully, I caught it at which time Joshua said "That was close Mom! That almost hit my down-boy and I would have had to go to the dentist!" I replied to my son, well honey the dentist is for your teeth so you would have had to go to the doctor. "No Mom, I would have had to go to a down-boy doctor, what's that called?" To which I answered, "a proctologist I think Josh but we'll have to ask Daddy. Why don't you go ask him?"
"No thanks." Into his room and to bed he went.

Why is it a "Down Boy"? Ever see that commercial with that young father changing his sons diaper in what appears to be a guest room of a party and he sprays ALL over the room? Well there were several times, obviously enough for it to stick when I was changing Joshua's diaper and being he was my first boy I would be a little taken aback and said "Down Boy!" for fear of getting it in the face. He remembered and there ya go..................

We enjoyed that. Thanks for listening.