Things I Learned In Paris

1. Always get your child to pee before going to bed, especially when they sleep with you.....

2. When you hear a child making a funny cough in the middle of the night always check it out immediately, do not wait believing it will resole itself without making a mess......

3. It's amazing how much of the French I learned in school actually stayed in my brain!

4. France is phenominally expensive...

5. Always stay with the group. Always stay with the group. Always stay with the group.

6. French police are very friendly and helpful and drive in tiny little vans.

7. I'm glad I went to Paris but in the famous words of my father, "It was alright, but I don't think I'd go back again"